Top Ten Country Western Songs
10 - I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
09 - I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
08 - If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
07- I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
06 - Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
05 - I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
04 - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
03 - She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
02 - She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western Song Is ... (Drumroll)
01 - It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long