Humor
A Womens Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the living shit out of him ....
Like his mother used to do.
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I love a good poem, don’t you?!?!
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Deep, Profound Thoughts of Men
Two men are out on the lake fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I will divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'
Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'