Humor

A Womens Poem  

 

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake,  

He said my biscuits were too hard 

Not like his mother used to make.  

I didn't perk the coffee right 

He didn't like the stew, 

I didn't mend his socks 

The way his mother used to do. 

I pondered for an answer  

I was looking for a clue. 

Then I turned around and 

smacked the living shit out of him ....  

Like his mother used to do. 

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 I love a good poem, don’t you?!?!

 

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Deep, Profound Thoughts of Men

 

Two men are out on the lake fishing quietly and drinking beer. 

 

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I will divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.' 


Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'