Good Philosophy

Good Philosophy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Steve Martin

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner (this one I think is great)

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

Cojones de Toro

Cojones de Toro
 
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
 
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro; bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A true Latin delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'Ah, what the heck, bring me an order, I'll give them a try.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this exclusive and wonderfully delicious delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but what gives; they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday?'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.  Sometimes the bull wins."

Pêra, Algarve (Portugal) Worlds Largest Sand Sculpting Festival

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Sand discoveries in Algarve
Visit he world’s largest sand sculpture festival 
 
If Algarve in southern Portugal is your pick for this summer, expect more than sunny sandy beaches, cold beer, crazy clubbing and fabulous sea food. At the picturesque village of Pêrawith one of the region’s best beaches, you’ll also have the opportunity to visit the only sand sculpture festival in the Iberian peninsula and what is probably the world’s largest. Fiesa Festival runs throughout the summer (from May 22 to October 22) and occupies an area of 15,000 square meters at the Pêra beach, between Albufeira and Lagoa.

On that immense open-air museum you can admire the skills of sculptors from various countries as they create genuine works of art in the sand. Fiesa, the International Sand Sculptures Festival, is dedicated to a different theme each year. This year the theme of the festival is Discoveries and artists need to be inspired from the Portuguese and other brave navigators who found new faraway lands.

Fiesa is showcasing the work of the skilful hands of artists of various nationalities that shape over 35,000 tonnes of sand during a one-month period. The exhibition site is open from 10 in the morning until midnight. Daytime visits are best to appreciate the skillful details on the sculptures. Some of the figures are incredibly life-like with wonderful expressions.

Fascinating during the day, at night the park takes on a magical glow. The sculptures are carefully illuminated to add to their beauty and mystery. The mellow atmosphere is complemented by the background music, plenty of animation and entertaining events. Fiesa also has a playful and pedagogical dimension, with an area reserved for all those who would like to express their creativity by building sand sculptures.