Dear Tech Support


Upgrading to Wife 1.o

Upgrade to Wife 1.0

 

Dear Tech Support:

 

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and NASCAR Racing 3.6.

 

I can't seen to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't seem to work on Wife 1.0. Please help!!

 

Thanks, 
A Troubled User

 

 

Tech Support Answer:

 

Dear Troubled User:

 

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

 

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

 

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background operation "Yes Dear 1.2" to alleviate software argumentation.

 

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

 

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0Cook It 5.0, and Do Bills 4.2.

 

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will only cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

 

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

 

Best of luck,
Tech support

The Bone Yard near Davis-Monthan Air Force Base - Tucson, Arizona USA

The Bone Yard near Davis-Monthan Air Force Base - Tucson, Arizona USA

Remember - Each one of these babies had a multi- million dollar price tag!

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For those of you that have never seen this, it is something to see. The precision in the way they are parked is very impressive. 
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It's difficult to comprehend the size of the 'Bone yard' and the number of aircraft stored there. Of course the important thing to remember is that they are all capable of being returned to service if the need ever arises.
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If you are ever in the  Tucson  area, the weekly tours of the bone yard are still given through the Tucson Air Museum located just south of Davis Monthan AFB.
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Both the museum and the bone yard are very popular attractions in the Arizona  desert. It is difficult to comprehend the number of military aircraft in dead storage until you see these photographs! 
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Even if you have seen this before, look again. The 3rd largest Air Force in the world is sitting on the ground here.