Computer Acronyms

Computer Acronyms


AOL

Always off line

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing

APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI

System Can't See It

DOS

Defective Operating System

BASIC

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM

I Blame Microsoft

DEC

Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

OS/2

Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW

World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL

Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA

A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP

Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

MIPS

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

 

F-18 In The Rear-view Mirror

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F-18 In The Rear-view Mirror
This is a rear view mirror view of a ride in a Navy F-18 from carrier catapult through arrested landing.
Check out the sidewinder missile shaking during the hard pull up and note the flexing of the wings.
Cool landing too.
All this and a paycheck every month.
You'll need sound on for this ... it's pretty cool.  Go full screen!

How To Leave Your Job - Funny Story

Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos)

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We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) - we're working our contact for Jenny's last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. Check back as we will be updating if we get more details.
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The President's Motorcade

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What are in those black Suburban’s that accompany the President in his motorcade? 

 

Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUV's are in the Presidential motorcade? 

You know the ones with severely tinted windows. 

The SUV's that no one gets in or out of.

 

Well, wonder no more.

 

They have a 6 barreled 7.62 mm mini gun. 

They fire over 4,000 rounds per minute.

The wipers need to be run to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing. 

This short video is from the company that makes these vehicles.

 

The vehicle is also armor plated to defend the agents inside if they're in a fire fight.

This gun can bring down a helicopter easily.

 

Click on the attachment to watch it. 

 Fascinating!