THE PLAN:Take 16 B-25's, launch 400 miles out,strike targets under the cover of darkness and recover in China after sunrise.WHAT HAPPENED:Launch 700 miles out, strike targets during the early afternoon and bailout over China in darkness.
Today's Golf Tip By JC Anderson
Golf For Beginners.......
Never, Never, Never,
EVER
And I repeat
EVER
Tell A Woman
She CAN'T Cook!!!
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"The Luckiest People On Earth"
In the spirit of the fumblerooski, the holy roller, the Statue of Liberty and the A 11 offense comes Driscoll Middle School quarterback Jason Garza, who just nonchalantly advances the ball against the world's most gullible bunch of defensive players.
John De Los Santos, assistant coach of the Corpus Christi, Texas, school devised the play and even Garza didn't think it would work.
But it did (the title game ended in a 6-6 tie) and now the suits in charge of administering the games will no doubt cast a gimlet eye on what de los Santos calls "a really slow quarterback sneak" and wring all the fun out of it, so let me quote John Madden, whose Raiders pulled the holy roller play in 1978 and makes as much sense as anyone.
"It was one of those things where maybe you can't do that but the rules say that you can do that so you can do that and if you don't want to do that then go change the rules," Madden said of his holy roller play. "And that's exactly what they did, they changed the rule so now you can't do it any more."
Boo, suits.
All this play needs is a good nickname.